Wine Hooligans

If You Have Sold Wine Through A Distributor, You Have Been On The Blind Date “Ride With”

If You Have Sold Wine Through A Distributor, You Have Been On The Blind Date “Ride With”

Disclaimer: this rant will only be meaningful to industry insiders. However, it’s one of the best examples of why selling wine in the United States is one of the strangest, most archaic, socially awkward, humiliating and straight up funny experiences anyone can have while trying to build a wine brand.

The Entire United States Is Not One Big Strip Mall & Why Some States Don’t Care About College Football

The Entire United States Is Not One Big Strip Mall & Why Some States Don’t Care About College Football

If you travel around the U.S. enough, everything starts to look the same: same stores, restaurants and hotels. Same everything. You could call it the McDonalds/Starbucks effect. Sure, it can be comforting to have a familiar store to shop at while traveling, but my travels afford me a bit of a different perspective.

Once You Go Start Up, You Never Go Back

Once You Go Start Up, You Never Go Back

Wine Hooligans is my fourth and final (I promised my wife) start up business venture. Two were successes, one was a bomb and we will see what happens with Hooligans. Hopefully I will be batting .750 by the end of Hooligans and not .500. Start-ups have a strange addictive quality to them that brings people back time and time again. Intellectually, it makes no sense to keep coming back....

Perception vs. Reality of the Wine Business

Perception vs. Reality of the Wine Business

Most people outside (and some inside) the wine business have a romanticized view of what this business is all about.  Most things look different when you are an audience member.  Once you go behind the curtain, you can become extremely disillusioned by what you see.  So if you love wine… STOP READING NOW!  KEEP BELIEVING IN UNICORNS! However, if you want to look behind the curtain… come on backstage.

Is This Wine Any Good?...... Why Wine Is The Most Intimidating Consumer Product Ever

Is This Wine Any Good?...... Why Wine Is The Most Intimidating Consumer Product Ever

The next in our continuous series of business and life rants from Head Hooligan Dennis Carroll, who directs a merry band of winemakers aka herds cats on a daily basis.   His humorous insights can benefit anyone who is running a business or navigating the straits of life.